A Letter to Santa

Dear Santa,

            Is there a way you can make our neighbors in Apartment #2 leave and never come back? Can you please take them high up into your sleigh and drop them off the edge of the world. There won’t be any guilt on your part, just take them up and let their karma take over. Please take either a video or a picture of the splat, because I want proof. Then is will be a perfect and peaceful Christmas.

            I also want my school loan to disappear in a puff of smoke and my book to mysteriously write itself.  All in all, the things I want is to have a nice quiet Christmas with my family, with no stalkers watching every move I make. The world will be a better place with my neighbors gone and out of the picture.  By the way, I still believe in you as well as the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future. I have been a good boy, really I have.

Love,

JEL

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